Wonders never cease, she actually got off her ass and emailed me a (really crappy) copy of my resignation letter.  Now I have to go clean up her mess and send a bunch of letters to the state and all three credit bureaus and hope that they aren't slackers like she is and fix the problem.
I was proud of myself though.  Rather than telling her what I thought of her, I was nice in all my correspondence but only because I've learned enough from dealing with her that she can't handle what others think of her.  Some people can dish it out plenty but can't take a bit.  I'm still tempted to take her to small claims court for all the hassle she has caused but I know that she doesn't have two nickles to rub together.
All I can say now is that I hope all her tattoos fade in the tropical atmosphere she now lives in and she ends up looking like a giant Rorschach test!